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NEW YORK Characters abound in New York City. Theyre
everywhere you look and surely some places you dont. The guy who plays a guitar and
sings in the middle of Times Square in nothing but his underwear and a cowboy hat and
boots. The guy who sells the worlds best pickup lines for $1 on the sidewalk. Howard
Sterns antics have a home in New York. The Big Apple is where Kramer and George from
the TV show "Seinfeld" reside. David Letterman, hes there too. During the
weekend of the draft, New York was graced with yet another character. Ladies and
gentlemen, put your hands together for Mike Williams.
OK, so Williams, the 6-6, 375-pound offensive tackle from Texas
doesnt play the guitar or tell jokes on a stage or make a grand entrance by tripping
over himself. But hes a character in his own right, and his magnetism is
unmistakable. Consequently, there wasnt a straight face in his vicinity over the
draft weekend.
On the way to Ladder 3, a Manhattan fire station Williams and other
draftees are set to visit as part of a whirlwind NFL tour on Friday, the day before the
draft, Williams sets the mood right off the bat. Former University of Texas teammate
Quentin Jammer dozes off momentarily while sitting upright in the backseat, and Williams
tears into him. The groggy Jammer barely responds, but by then the whole back of the bus
is laughing.
After checking a few messages on his cell phone, its time for
Williams to entertain again. Some NFL executives along for the ride ask Williams what kind
of vehicle he drives now that hes about to be a millionaire. He tells them that he
and Jammer have Cadillac Escalades. Williams then turns his attention to Peppers, who
wont surrender an answer as to what hes driving.
"Cmon, man," Williams begs, chuckling to himself.
"Julius is going No. 2 (in the draft), so hes got to be driving a Bentley.
Ill bet hes got a Bentley at home."
Williams is then asked about the biggest meal hes ever had.
"Probably a 32-ounce steak," he says.
With all the fixins though, right?
"Oh yeah, a big potato and some spinach," he says, leaving you
to believe there were probably a few more fixins involved.
"You ate that last night?" Jammer throws in?
"Nah, it was only 28 ounces last night, I think," Williams says.
When new footballs are passed around for them to sign for the firehouse,
Williams remarks on how maybe only Peppers should sign them. That way they would carry
more value. That draws chuckles from the back of the bus. It doesnt take long to
realize theres never a dull moment with Williams.
When the bus reaches the firehouse, Williams mingles like a politician,
smiling and shaking hands. Only I dont know too many congressmen who can make this
many people laugh.
"Any idea where youre going?" Williams is asked by a
fireman.
"I cant tell you that. Talk to me tomorrow," he answers
while reaching for the sports section from a nearby newspaper. He flips through the pages
and begins to make a production over a mock draft inside, which predicts (albeit
incorrectly) that he will go fifth out of the five players in New York for the draft.
Williams begins introducing the players in attendance and where theyre headed,
according to the paper, pausing after each proposed selection to offer his slanted opinion
and make notice of the fact he is predicted last among his peers who are at the firehouse.
"That guys good," veteran firefighter Jack Fogerty says to
no one in particular, as Williams moves on to tell a story and do impersonations.
"Im tellin ya, hes good."
"They say he had his own radio show in college," a younger
firefighter tells Fogarty under his breath.
"I could see that," Fogarty says. "Look at him."
Actually, Williams hosted his own Internet radio show on the University of
Texas athletics Web site with a teammate. The show was immensely popular in Austin
and proved that football players can have a lighter side and are able to deal with topics
other than blitz protection and a counter sweep.
Before long, Williams is at it again. For much of the firehouse visit,
Williams seems almost joined at the hip with Larry Gonzalez, the "unofficial
spokesman" of Ladder 3. Somehow they sneak virtually unnoticed to the back of the
station to try on some equipment. A few minutes later, Williams emerges with a wide smile,
donning a firemans helmet. His smile, presence and jesters disposition are
very similar to that of Shaquille ONeal in many ways, only Williams is more
personable and spontaneous.
"Now thats what you guys should be wearing out there (on the
field)," Gonzalez says.
Before long, all four players have helmets and are posing with the men on
shift.
With the visit winding to a close, Williams is busy making fun of Jammer
and his bushy eyebrows.
"Yeah, but this guys about one biscuit away from bustin
out of this suit," Jammer retorts, tapping Williams on the chest to the delight of
the firefighters.
Williams laughs a hearty laugh, puts his arm around Jammer and squeezes,
knowing his buddy hasnt gotten the last word by a long shot.
A few seconds later, the bell rings at the station, signaling a call. Time
for the guys at Ladder 3 to go to work. The lights go on, and the trucks pull out, pausing
momentarily in the street so firefighters can jump on, sending the future NFL stars and
everyone else scurrying across the street to get out of the way.
"Hey, Mike," one of the firemen announces over the loudspeaker
on the truck. "Dont worry about (the newspapers mock draft). Youre
still our No. 1."
Williams laughs and waves. Comedy, it seems, can be contagious. Even when
theres a fire to be put out.

Later, at the media day at the ESPN Zone in Times Square, throngs of
television, radio and print reporters swarmed the four players from the bus and David
Carr, who already had been signed to a big contract with the Texans.
One of Williams favorite tactics involving media members, who are
naturally drawn to him like bees to honey, involves taking the microphone from the
reporter and turning the interview around. His facial contortions and the nature of his
questions are too much for one young female TV reporter, and she breaks out in laughter
again and again. Easy pickings for a comedic veteran like Williams.
Next up is a flashy, veteran TV reporter who is trying way too hard to
move up on the Joe Cool media-guy scale. Its clear early on that he is no match for
the former Longhorn.
When Williams grabs for his microphone after a few passive, overly
prepared questions, the reporter, envisioning a quality bit for the nightly news, lets
Williams free.
"There are a lot of big-name guys around here who are awfully
big," Williams says, leaning over the reporter and offering the only scowl we see
from him all weekend. "Do they intimidate you at all?"
Laughter spreads through the crowd gathered around, and the reporter
answers yes.
"So what other questions were you going to ask me?" Williams
wonders aloud.
"Well, what are you going to do with all the money?" the
reporter offers.
Williams turns to the camera and puts on a sincere, earnest face that
Im guessing is only seen on the football field.
"I ask you people, is it all about the money? It should be about
whats in here," he preaches, thumping his heart. "These people out here in
New York City have heart."
Williams points to the hundreds passing on the streets outside and then
turns back to the glowing reporter.
"What about you? Do you have heart?"
The reporter says, "You bet," and playfully wrestles the
microphone back from Williams.
"See, I knew you couldnt handle the heat with all the lights on
you," Williams proclaims, shaking his head.

"I just enjoy watching him stay humble and do his thing,"
Williams brother, Kevin, says with Mike in the background still working the room
full of reporters. "Mikes always commanded attention. He just loves people.
This is his day, and Im enjoying it with him."
Kevin says Mike has always been "big, cuddly and goofy," and he
has fond memories of seeing him tower above his classmates in line in preschool.
Later, Williams asks if he has a good-luck charm of any kind? "No,
just my charm," he answers, further spoiling the reporters at his table.
Another media member asks how hes able to reach that certain level
of aggressiveness he needs on the field. Judging by his personality when hes got a
suit on, it seems like a viable question.
"You see, Ive got a switch that I turn on and off when I need
to," Williams answers.
He repositions himself in a bit of a weightlifting pose, and we see his
game face for the second time.
"I can turn it on right now. Want me to turn it on right now?"
he offers, leaning in over the reporter, eyebrow raised.
Unfortunately, the reporter passes.
As Williams emphatically talks about Charles Barkleys candor and the
ribs, burgers and steaks in his home state of Texas, his eyes widen and he slams his hands
down on the table. A glass of water at the other end of the table nearly topples from the
impact.
A reporter whom Williams had earlier nicknamed "the Serpent"
meanders back over and interjects. He says hes supposed to ask Williams about
Jammers eyebrows.
"Oh, Im not even going there," Williams says.
But we all knew we were going to get it out of him. Sure enough, as Jammer
walks up to take his spot at the interview table, Williams shifts gears from football
player to pure character.
"Hey, everybody," he says, taking a pair of mini tape recorders
from the table and placing them on his forehead to exaggerate his college teammates
bushy eyebrows. "Im Quentin Jammer."
The table roars, and Jammer, laughing, asks why he had to go and do that.
"The Serpent made me do it," Williams reasons with a sly smile.
"You saw what happened to Adam and Eve. Dont bite the apple."

The night before the draft, Mike Williams, the character, takes it easy.
He likes to sleep and just chill, which is exactly what he does the night before the
biggest day of his life. With the family banquet for the five draftees complete, Williams
retires to his room to relax, watch a movie and clear his head as some of his family and
his agent hit the town for dinner. Of course, a room-service steak was in order, but that
was about it in terms of disruptions.
When Williams emerges from the hotel with his family the day before the
draft, hes wearing a sharp gray suit.
Who picked it out? A girlfriend? His mother?
"Nah, man," he exclaims, his face carrying a look of
disappointment with the question. "This is all me. See, I do have a little
style."
His shoes back up that statement. Theyre custom-made, part
alligator, part ostrich.
"They kind of complement each other, dont you think?" he
says.
Moments before the five players and their families load on to a bus to
head down to Madison Square Garden, ESPN producers attach a microphone to his jacket and
willingly allow him to do a hilarious self-introduction in front of the cameras for a
piece on the life of a rookie.
After its over, he rejoins his family and then remembers hes
still wearing the microphone.
"Raise your hand if you can hear me," he says into it, as his
brother, sister-in-law and a few other relatives scan the sidewalk for his latest victim.
He repeats his request in a higher-pitched voice. Finally, a cameraman
with earphones sorting power cords about 20 feet away arises, smiles and raises his hand.
The Williams family laughs.
"There he is," Williams says.

The gregarious Williams is unusually quiet in the green room as the draft
starts, and he cant sit still, causing Jammer to rib him a bit.
But as soon as the Bills make him the fourth overall pick, hes back
to his old self, shaking hands with the Buffalo reps, handling a press conference,
conducting a conference call with the Buffalo media, signing autographs, posing for more
pictures and bringing out more laughter this time from the bellies of two Houston
radio show hosts.
As Williams is about to duck out of sight with his family, he hears cheers
from a handful of Bills fans in the audience at the Garden. He points to them and nods.
Even after just two days, its understandable to think that even
without football, Williams would still have people around him, and his charisma would
always make him the center of attention. This is something Kevin, his older brother, is
well aware of.
"Hes always gonna be Mike," Kevin says.
Which leads me to believe that Buffalo is one lucky town. |